Troubling news out of the world of college sports: Tech XX, the English bulldog mascot for the Louisiana Tech University has disappeared! Apparently, he went out for a potty break and never returned. (If I were the cops, I’d start questioning folks from Northwestern State University in Natchitoches, Louisiana Tech’s arch rival.)
Tech XX’s owner, Dr. Patrick Sexton, and a group of alumni are offering a $2,000 reward for the dog’s safe return. Let’s hope he just wandered off and wasn’t stolen or hasn’t fallen ill somewhere. Come back, Tech XX!