Video: Hank Patterson Reviews Our Made-in-the-USA Nippers

You know, not everyone can make a four-and-a-half-minute video about a pair of nippers, but that’s what makes Hank Patterson so special. We knew that if we sent him a pair of our new made-in-the-USA, machined aluminium Orvis fly-fishing nippers, he’d really put the product through its paces. Well, he did . . .sort of of. He seems overly focused on the needle, though. Make sure you watch the video all the way to the end.

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11 thoughts on “Video: Hank Patterson Reviews Our Made-in-the-USA Nippers”

  1. Made laugh, a little more graphic than I like but made me want the nippers, actually-eyeballing them now trying to decide if they warrant the price.

  2. This has to be the worst product review in history. Why does he think that sniffing up, rubbing his nose and long pauses contribute to a good review. I baled out half way through out if boredom, and if the new nippers are equal in quality to this review I will not be buying the nippers.

    1. You realize it’s satire right? Like how do you do a review of nippers? They’re nippers? It’s be like doing a review of a paper clip or a rubber band. It’s just meant to be tongue in cheek.

  3. haha, I always love checking the comments section on a Hank video. The gift that keeps giving! Nothing like a bunch of old guys getting their knickers in a twist. I live for it

      1. Just noticed a typo in my post. As an English teacher I’d like to apologize to all those made uncomfortable by my misuse of “to”. Snap it! Hambone!

  4. If they gave Hank the H3 rod to review it would have been a blood bath. The H3 looks HORRIBLE. Worst product marketing ever.

  5. Always love Hank. At this time we need a good laugh. More of Hank. Love the nippers as well. Stay safe and fish.

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