1.0Orvis Newshttps://news.orvis.comPhil Monahanhttps://news.orvis.com/author/monahanprich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="S1Rc1o7Jv8"><a href="https://news.orvis.com/dogs/Video-Dog-Walking-Tips-from-Christopher-Walken">Video: Dog Walking Tips from Christopher Walken (Not Really)</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://news.orvis.com/dogs/Video-Dog-Walking-Tips-from-Christopher-Walken/embed#?secret=S1Rc1o7Jv8" width="600" height="338" title="“Video: Dog Walking Tips from Christopher Walken (Not Really)” — Orvis News" data-secret="S1Rc1o7Jv8" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); </script> I must admit that I'm a huge Christopher Walken fan, mostly because it seems he can do anything. Sometimes he's terrifying, sometimes he's hilarious, and wow can he dance. So I was immediately struck by these two parodies of dog-walking videos that feature an impression of Walken's unique voice. The advice offerred is actually pretty sound, too, especially the part about bringing two bags. Then these videos reminded me of a very funny story that the comedian Jay Mohr tells about Walken and dogs, so I. . .https://www.dogster.com/files/christopher-walken-bonny.jpg